Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She kno. The Accidental Vampire is the seventh book in the Argeneau Vampire series by popular romance author Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the. Read “The Accidental Vampire An Argeneau Novel” by Lynsay Sands with Rakuten Kobo. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s.

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Given more time, DJ would realize there was no need to rush; time was not an adversary to be beaten by their kind.

Vampirw main character ‘Elvi’ real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she’s a vampire now, and thats what vampires do. When she encounters a Daoine Sidhe knight of the Dark Court, she becomes entangled in an ancient hatred between two arcane forces. The devil surely wouldn’t show up to tempt covered in warts and slime. Sure, you’re going to feel a little silly for reading it, but it shouldn’t be this headache-inducing.

Vampires only sleep sanfs coffins! The book also has a map of all the members in this big family, and this is good. Return to Book Page. I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.

After trial, you’ll get 3 titles each month: Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. Full of cheerful romance and playful fun, The Accidental Vampire is a perfect antidote to the winter blues – and with back-to-back releases of new Argeneau Vampire novels in February and March there is plenty more to look forward to. I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.


The bedroom ones, at least. I vampige to this on audio and the sex scene with Elvi’s friend who’s almost a senior citizen scarred me for life.

I’ve read the comment policy. Let’s just say that I’m not exactly sure how El These books are pure cheesy vamp romance with a big helping of smut on the side. She also goes to great lengths to emphasize that Elvi and her best friend Mabel are older women in their sixties.

I hope the rest of the Argeneau books are as good as this one. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she’d meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive. This time I decided to try it in audio. I do like how fast I read these Argeneau books, I start them, and then I just continue until I am finished.

Victor scowled with confusion.

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Mar 02, Jayden rated it really liked it Shelves: He took the opportunity to stretch his arms and legs, relieved to be out of the car.

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Once broken by grief and guilt, he is feeling alive again, thanks to the heady scent of this independent feline. Things aren’t going well for Shanna Whelan either This was a totally different setting. Good character voices If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

It ended up being hilarious, though I don’t think it was intended that way. Publisher’s Summary Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic.


A different narrator with animation and the ability to do a decent accent.

The Accidental Vampire (Argeneau #7) by Lynsay Sands

acckdental Another scream cut the air as she raced up the hall. She was a beautiful woman, but beauty rarely affected him. He handed it to Victor. The author spent a lot of time repeating herself, verbatim, sometimes within the same paragraph, all of which made it really hard to finish the book. They make me laugh. Mikhail Dubrinsky is the prince of the Carpathians, the powerful leader of a wise and secret ancient race that thrives in the night.

Want to Read saving…. Never tried to look in a mirror. This book certainly fits well within the series, and does not disappoint!

The Accidental Vampire

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They found a spot on the side street and Victor quickly got out. I mean, you should have some sort of affinity with it. I had a great time reading it.

Let us know your thoughts in the comment box below! He is sent to check out what the hell is going on when there is an accidentql in the paper with a vamp girl looking for her one true love. I loved how all five men found life mates it was awesome, accidenfal favourite has to be DJ and Mabel though.

Elvie Black was accidentally turned into a Vampire while vacationing in Mexico with her best friend.